I have a blue 1987 cavalier that I want to name. To give a description:
I got it in November as my first car, it had rust on the rear panels, hood, roof, and bottoms of the doors. I sanded down the rust and spray painted over it, but now the rst is showing through again. I had to repair the door and replace both the headlights. The engine runs so loud that you if you accelerate quickly, you cannot hear the radio, no matter what. The muffler has a big hole in it that gets so hot it disintegrated the muffler tape I had put over it and burned through a Coke can. Everything on it is stock except the headlights. It feels like it is falling apart if I go anywhere above 75 mph and the speedometer only goes up to 85. The hood sometimes pops up a little when I’m driving and the wipers sometimes turn on when I hit the turn signal. The brakes are squeaky and the tires screech loudly around many turns. If put the pedal to the floor from a dead stop in drive, the tires barely spin. It takes about 15 seconds or more to go 0-60. The gear selector does not require the brake to be depressed or even the little button on the side, just push or pull. It sometimes starts to stall between 2nd and 3rd even though it’s an automatic. It is good for drifting on ice, and when put in a car-snowbank or car-street sign collision, takes absolutely no damage.
*sigh*
So, any ideas on what to name this beast?